frat ranks spring '18 official legit unbiased

Here is the official rankings. As you can see by my name, I am not biased and am totally fair.

Top:
SX- Coolest guys on the row. Invited me to smoke and surf with them last weekend.

LXA - Would be #1 but they didnt give me a bid, so they have to be #2.

SIgma nu - Top tier. House, no questions. Most underrated guys on the row, clearly on the rise, better than TKE despite that not being the case. I am not in this house.

Not Top:

AEPi - JAPS who get off on making their pledges puke 5 days a week. If bulimia was a popularity contest, these guys would be #1. But it isn't, so theyre 4th.

TKE- Social probation, so all positive things are irrelevant. Blanket bids and having great parties makes them 5th place.

Phi Psi - No longer a house, 6th Place.

Pike - Forced me to put them as 7th on this list (among other things)

ZBT - Used to have a rivalry with Sig nu, have fallen off, 8th place.

Chanos- I know i'm going to get heat for putting Chanos above la taquiza, but past midnight their tacos cant be beat. Friends with everyone on the row, but never have any mixers, 9th place.

Sammy - If anyone has seen a Sammy talk to a girl, comment below. 10th place


Every other house is irrelevant