That ADPi girl from Blenz
by: omfgI never thought lightning could strike twice, but oh boy was I wrong. I saw her: long hair the colour of hair, oversized ADPi sweatshirt, and the look of someone holding in a secret. I was dying to know what it was. She ordered a hot water with milk from the barista, that’s when I knew what her secret was. We shared a knowing glance as she sprinted past me to the bathrooms, but it was too late. She sh@rted everywhere and, without going into too much detail, it was a medium roast. I’ll always remember how cute she looked when she screamed “that’s all folks” and shuffled away into the cold winter day. She never picked up her drink. I got it for her. It was disgusting. Fin.
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by: Henry LarsenMar 2, 2023 11:23:19 AM
Hello "wtf,"
I would like to ask you an honest question. Do you actually speak like that and think that, or are you just trying to be edgy? Because there are things I would never for a second consider saying even if I was trying to be funny or get a reaction. Anonymous or not.
I advise you to look inward. Because from my vantage point, you are a coward. Correct me if I am wrong.