ONLY sorority girls will understand these 5 things

1. going to formal with a guy your mom used to date
2. blacking out at ACF and puking in the fountain
3. not winning sweetheart despite promising sooooo many OTPHJs
4. seeing Olive & Trisha at the shoppers buying Plan A ;)
5. writing on greek rank like you are gossip girl but really your name is Jeff and you're 37 years old

xoxo