Houses as Objects

Fraternities
Theta Chi: glow in the dark dildo
SAE: skis
Delts: dried out expo marker
Ksig: a whip
Pikapps: veo with no battery
Beta: silver gourmet serving platter
Phi psi: a broken firework
sig chi: a balloon arch
snu: a three bristled broom
pike: beach ball
zbt: slip & slide

Sororities
Aphi: a worn out plastic tablecloth that people poke their fingers through
kkg: blue cheese olives
Axo: a stick that just fell off the tree
Dz: flag football waistband
Ddd: uncooked bowtie pasta
Dg: dry tuna salad
zta: megaphone with rosary hanging from it
Chio: grandpa morning breath
Pi phi: long pinky nail
Theta: dictionary with boogers stuck to the pages
Phi mu: owl necklace from 2016
Axid: glass of water thats been sitting out all night
Sk: butterfly clips
kd: a mouthguard
agd: saturated pink and blue chevron with a monogram giving cheug
Gphi: aged broken tinker bell teapot
Phi rho: a compass used to make perfect circles in elementary school math