Why Purdue Greek Life sucks

There are a few reasons Greek life here sucks. Here are some:

1. Houses here care wayyyy too much about the ranks of other houses instead of just happily coexisting.
2. Most Geeds are very weird. At other big universities, geeds still know how to have a good time. That is not the case here
3. People tryna make Purdue more prestigious than it really is
4. BRANDON MF CUTLER