Jack the Sigma Chi Bunny NEEDS US

Hello my brothers and sisters, for the past months I have been locked in the sigma chi prison for my exposing of their secrets regarding Jack the Sigma Chi bunny and Ryan the Bird. They got me and tossed me into the dungeons with the very two animals i told you all about. We were with each other the whole summer where i taught them how to read, write, and make smores. Ryan the Bird was a quick learner, however Jack the sigma chi bunny struggled. Often nights I had to pet his square head until he fell asleep. We became a family and I was their momma. Often Bird and Jack would argue and Jack would just jump on Bird and lay on him. Thats when I read them a Berenstain Bears book to calm their nerves. One night i took my chance and broke out, but my sweet sweet ryan the bird and jack the sigma chi bunny didn't. I call on you today Purdue, to gather together for the release of my children. Free my sweet animals!