pi kapps under serious investigation

Yesterday, Purdue IFC was notified of Pi Kappa Phi here at Purdue “buttering up” the Xi Omega chapter of Delta Zeta. In their effort to impress the female fraternity, a horrendous act of self harm, injustice, and pure embarrassement was committed. Pi Kapps alluded to having many “L”s being taken over the course of this semester. Further, they stated they wanted to have some “W”s committed over Halloweekend. This is all fine and dandy, but the signature seemed off. Pi kapps signed “To DZ, from Pi Kitties.”

Greek life is seriously endagered and criticized here at Purdue, and Pi Kapps has tainted our name even further. They have now gone from status of “fraternity” to “sorority.” Serious action should be taken to such an embarassing, heinous crime. An investigation will begin shortly and please, for the time being, no organization calling themselves a fraternity should use such degrading language.