FREAKY IS NOW AT KKG

HI MY 4TH OF JULY GLIZZY GOBBLERS!!!
GET READY TO STICK YOUR WIENERS 🌭 INTO FREEDOM’S PUSSY 🇺🇸🦅 THAT’S HOTTER THAN A SUMMER GRILL 🔥🔥🔥
GET READY TO SPREAD THE BUNS 👄👄 WIDER THAN THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE 📜
GET READY TO GOBBLE A GLIZZY 🌭 TILL YOUR JAW DISLOCATES LIKE A TRUE PATRIOT
SPARK UP YOUR ROCKETS 🚀🎇 AND BLOW YOUR FIREWORKS 🎆 STRAIGHT INTO SOME SWEET, SWEET AMERICAN CHEEKS 🍑🍑
WATCH UNCLE SAM 👴🏽 AND LADY LIBERTY 🗽 69 EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS
GET YOUR MEAT SWORDS 🍖🍖 POLISHED AND READY FOR A HOT DOG HOEDOWN
THINK ABOUT JOHN HAN**ck’S MASSIVE SIGNATURE ✍🏽 ON YOUR ASSCHEEKS
I HOPE YOU GET A 12-INCH GLIZZY 🌭 STUFFED IN YOUR MOUTH THIS INDEPENDENCE DAY
SEND THIS TO 3 PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO GAG ON FREEDOM DOGS AND YOUR NEXT GLIZZY WILL NEVER SNAP
SEND THIS TO 5 HOT PATRIOTS AND YOU’LL GET UNLIMITED BUN SPREADS FOR LIFE
SEND THIS TO 10 TRUE AMERICAN ****S AND YOU’LL *** RED WHITE AND BLUE FOREVER
FREEDOM ISN’T FREE — IT COSTS ONE GOBBLED GLIZZY AT A TIME. GOD BLESS AMERICA

Send this to 5 fellow Glizzy Gobblers and receive infinite glizzy blessings.
Send it to 10 and your gag reflex files for divorce.
Ignore it and the Spirit of the Glizzy will rawdog your dreams.

Glizzies aren’t a game. Stay safe. Stay strapped. Stay freaky.