The new Big 4 on campus

I think it’s as clear as ever with recent news that there is a new Big 4. The new set of power houses on campus:
1. DKE (duh)
2. Chi Phi
3. Pika
4. SAE
These frats seem to be the only remaining fraternities at this school. DKE is an obvious legacy choice and Chi Phi used to be cool so they’re obviously cool now. SAE and Pika are definitely newbies to the Big 4, but don’t underestimate them. These two organizations have erupted on this campus for their epic brotherhood. I heard that a guy in Pika actually invented the flannel trend, despite the rumors it was Sig Chi. As for SAE, they have one of the coolest rush classes I’ve seen in the 5 years I’ve been at this school. I think with the guidance of classic Big 4 frats like DKE and Chi Phi, these four can make this campus great again!