pikes

good try sigma nu

Let's just say they aren't the best...

theyre pretty good, especially given the size of this last pledge class where they got more than everyone in frat court except maybe sae. not elite but around the level of sigma chi/kappa sig/ato.

Yooooooo, the only thing sick about Pika is that it has the same first 4 letters as Pikachu, which isn't even the sickest Pokemon so that's not that big of a deal. But it's TFM Kyle and you know me for giving you the facts no BS so thats what I'm gonna do.

First off, they aren't called "Pike" the word pike rhymes with a term used to describe girls that engage in 3somes with me every friday night.
Second, being sick means having a good chill to pull. And although some PKAs are somewhat chill, about the only they can pull is firetrucks in the Granville parking lot...BURN
Lastly, PKA can't mix with anyone, so even my boys in Pi Lam fingerblastin KKGs every other Tuesday night are pullin more puss than these geeds.

Xanny on the way, finna have a wild Turkey day,
TFM Kyle