dke is still on top!

My dad didn't pledge DKE in the 80s not for me to get in! I go up and down these forums reading about how Sigma Chi is top tier! Thats not true!!! I hate that those losers would even think that they belong in the same sentence as the prestigious men within my fraternity. We have the best parties because we have the most money, thats just a fact. And it will always be like this, just as the many institutions of America has persisted through history the Big 4 will too. Ladies are always welcome, but make sure you ask for me if you want a drink... there have been some well known instances of tampering within the walls of our basement, but hey you cant beat that Hunting Grounds publicity! Something big is in the works to get those SX losers off campus and it will be hilarious to see them wallow in sadness when DKE purchases their house (Thanks Dad!). Big 4 Forever!