advice for weekend parties

Hi Y'all,

A word of caution as you venture to frat parties this weekend. There will be lots of active sororities girls at the parties but they won't be wearing their letters. They will be watching y'all. Don't make a fool of yourself or make out with any of the brothers. You never know if that brother is the crush of a member of one of the sororities you're interested in joining. I made that mistake and was cut from that house first round.