descriptions of SAE guys (I'm in love)

Mark Gingiss - This guy has so much aura, he's like the successor to Michael Conway with all that duke dennis energy. God had to nerf him and make him 5'7. I'll excuse the SA allegations because he's so ferda

Charlie Morse - Oh where do I even begin, this dude has so much charisma and I get butterflies when he tends at lion

Aidan Corboy - When I finally pull Charlie Morse, this dude will be on the two man with my friend

Paul Choi - the king

Basil George - he's so ferda and so nelk, hope he grows at least a foot taller though

tyler chung - most frat asian on campus besides paul choi. has hella rizz, please don't SA me though.

luke harvey - i just want to climb this tree

andrew kania - kids so cute, but like the little kid type. my mom would love him

sam leibov - cute kid, average SAE dude

ryan moore - so tuff so frat, best hockey player on campus. kid should get an NIL contract

jack mannion - I just want to cuddle and squeeze this fellas big boobs, hes so teddy bear.

noah butler - can feel his aura a mile away. most underrated SAE, def should come out more.

ben vozza - you're not mysterious. jake is the better vozza

aayush modi - you're fat but also in grainger so its okay. just be my sugar daddy in 4 years pls