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SAE just had their formal and from that experience I am never going to a frat formal ever again. I’ve never seen a group of supposedly straight dudes work so hard to avoid their own dates. It was like being a plus-one to a gay porno. And don’t even get me started on the male strippers. Every. ****ing. Night. You're out here throwing dollars at dudes in fishnets like wtf.