Frats as nfl players

Pike: Rex Burkehead except he has a mid fade and forearm tats and he constantly wears beer shirts

Delts: Daniel Jones that one time after he got a concussion and tried to keep playing but he couldn’t because he kept stumbling over

Dchi: Rodrigo Blakenship. Super chill dude with a nice house

Sigs: Deshaun Watson

Sae: Tavon Austin after he got to the nfl and people still talk about his college highlights

Fiji: Carl Nassib because of that bar crawl (wtf was that) (worst night in Fiji history)

Snu: Younghoe Koo (shoutout John)

Ato: Michael Phelps

Triangle: prime tj watt

Dg: either a spoon or a fork. Couldn’t decide. Perchance a spork would fit them?