Frats as things

Sigs: silver spoon
Sae: a million dollars and a bar and joes and bag and 5 star recruit with a pump
Delts: a canister without the nozzle and they’re all looking for the nozzle
Acacia: lots of (wet) sawdust, 1 or 2 trees worth
Pike: a gun with a marshmallow, wielding a dirty wife beater covered in hersheys milk
Fiji: 👀
Zbt: a hat that’s never been washed or worn or Chris chillers
Ato: rake
Aepi: something missing it’s vital organs or teeth like a squirrel that didn’t get enough food for the winter something like that
What other frats are left oh yea
Phi psi: something weird that’s due for like a haircut and like is wearing clothes that don’t fit so well and it’s eating a lemon
What else what else what else hmmmmmm I think we got ‘em all