Breaking my silence.

About a week ago I was attending the triangle nerf war rush event and was having a great time. Seemingly out of nowhere the rush chair ordered a cease fire and brought me and a few other participants to the basement. The actives forced me to demolish copious amounts of bag. I entered a state of delirium where they then took advantage of me by handing me a bid. I can hardly remember signing it but I guess I did. The past few days most of my time has been spent in the triangle basement being forced to assemble 3d printers. If you are reading this I am NOT depressed or suicidal. If I am gone soon you know what happened. Veritas Omnia Vincit.