The Sigma Chi Nether Region

Upon arriving at the campus, I found myself beset by a multitude of worries, owing to the deeds of the men apart of Sigma Chee. A fine young gentleman (in an act of kindness I may add) escorted me to their abode. Yet, upon reaching this place of refuge, he disrobed, and to my great astonishment, before mine eyes appeared a sight most bewildering— a thicket unlike any other, encircling the man's nether region.