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Downfall of Sororities

by: Depressed Champaignian

With the recent Theta scandals of assaulting us on Tik Tok (I will never eat a hot dog again), assaulting their own members, and even murdering innocent wildlife, I feel as if people are forgetting about the legendary Maya Ferda incident with the fire extinguisher. What have times come to that these once great houses are now engaging in completely degenerate behavior??? Are their parents to blame, or do these women just refuse to think before they act? A new sorority hierarchy needs to established, or else Illinois may never recover from these horrendous embarrassments of Greek Life.

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#1  by: I wanna know   
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what tik toks???

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#2  by: Nah   
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Sororities just mad real men go to the English Building all day and collect rosters of 75s (test scores) instead of simping over them. Its a new world ladies!

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I was there was the shark indecent happened it was not theta, gphi, dg, sigs, or delts that caught this lovely animal but i crazy alabama man and his family. it was brought in and quickly brought back to the water about 2 minutes later. The beach was surrounded by bystanders watching this happen including uiuc sororitys and frats. Theta did not catch and kill a shark, i really don’t even know how they would be able to reel it in anyway it being so heavy… they were bystanders of the situation, along with all of us. The excessive drama on here is crazy.

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by: WhistleblowerMar 15, 2024 4:11:38 PM

No I heard that two sophomore Thetas hazed the shark and started assaulting it when it asked to go to the bathroom!

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