Rankings from Someone Who's Been Around the Block

Sigs - Only the best and the brightest. They’re down to have a good philosophical conversation with you at 2 a.m. Classy, respectful, gentlemen. They’ll bring you water, uppers, downers, and anything in between. I truly feel at home in that house. Nothing like a warm embrace from a Sig!
Aggers - Ok, hear me out, I know this is a hot take. You have to understand that blue-collar men know how to treat a woman and get the job done (in many ways). They also have a beautiful house which is a plus.
Delts - The first frat, and the third best. These men define old money. However, the individuals are better than the whole group. These shy boys think they’re a little more top than they are. I will say, not all these men respect women.
SAE - If you’ve seen their Christmas lights, you know. They’re an eclectic bunch but enjoyable nonetheless. If the house didn’t smell so bad it'd be more enjoyable.
ATO - Saw a pledge in the cage, it was terrifying. Far away but nice house, love the mahogany spiral staircase. The guys are chill though, not much else to say.
AEPi - Super funny guys. It’s always a good time there. Huge negative - there’s no lock on the bathroom which has caused issues.
Phi Psi - These men love their ZYNs, and think they’re way smarter than they are. Kinda boring.
ZBT - These men think they’re so amazing, they need to calm down. That’s all.
Pike - All i’ll say is never again. They are not the GOAT (iykyk)