My Fetish

You know how Yoshi will swallow people and turn them into an egg. I would like a woman to swallow me and then lay a giant human sized egg where I am trapped inside. She will care for the egg, keeping it warm and laying on it, then she'll be disappointed when I finally hatch to find a 20 year old loser who posts about his fetishes on Greekrank. But here is the thing. I also have a humiliation kink. So now if you call me weird and stuff, you'll be turning me on! So hah. Now you don't know what to do.