Thoughts on Gphi

Early each Fall semester, panHELLenic 😈 encourages over 950 freshmen pnms during the first orientation meeting to pester their moms to get rec letters for the 6 viable sororities. Knowing these 6 sororities historically only could offer @ 60 bids each. 360 available sorority bids to 950 unsuspecting pnm freshmen coeds. Seriously disappointing and depressing almost 600 freshmen coeds each Spring semester.

Almost half, 300 of these newly sHoCkEd Spring freshmen coeds transfer to a different university for their sophomore year. A discouraging recurring cycle for the past decades.

Gphi has been a long standing sorority with a beautiful chapter house on campus for decades. It would a loss to the university to lose them.

We suggest early each Fall semester during the first orientation meeting to have the university fully disclose the disappointing history. Including that 2/3s of the 950 girls in the meeting will not get a bid from the top 6 sororities.

Then encourage those non-legacy, non-connected, non-billionaire and non-online influencer to reestablish and rebuild Gphi. Starting with a group of 60+ 2024 Spring pledges. These girls can build the chapter to reflect their interests and goals for the next 3 years.

It can start by FULL disclosure of past recruitment results and ending the EVIL panHELLenic 👿 recruitment elimination for 2/3s of the freshmen coeds.

Wtf is wrong with you? No other Nationals will ever want to recolonize here because of morons like you! Get a life and leave Gamma Phi alone!

What MIGHT happen is GPhi nationals may temporarily close the chapter, with an agreement they can recolonize in 3 or 4 years. All current girls would go alum.

This would probably include an agreement they could recolonize before any other chapter (...cough, cough, Theta). Given how long they have been here, they prob own house outright.