Underground Rush?

Hey y'all, Scott here.

Is it too late to do underground rush at a house? And will anyone take me?

- I am very social and have a girlfriend.
- I have a GPA of 0.7, but I plan on raising it. I had a 3.4 in high school and plan on focusing more.
- I'm totally fine not living in the house.
- I have a fake ID
- If I join your house, we are guaranteed to win intramural basketball.
- I come from a wealthy family, so paying dues will not be an issue.
- I'm from the Dallas area, and I'm down to host an event at my house for you guys. We also have a pool.
- I am a freshman

I can share more, but I wanted to get the important info out first. Do I have a chance anywhere?