Is Mr. Hands really a former Sigma Chi?

Mr. Hands was a man who loved nothing more than the thrill of riding a horse. He had been riding since he was a child and had developed a deep passion for the animals. Despite being a bit of a party animal and a fraternity brother in college, Mr. Hands always made time for his beloved horses.

Every weekend, Mr. Hands could be found at the stables, saddling up his favorite mare, a beautiful chestnut named Ginger. He spent hours riding through the rolling hills and open fields, the wind rushing through his hair as he galloped across the landscape.

But Mr. Hands was more than just a horse enthusiast. He was also an avid animal rights activist and worked tirelessly to raise awareness about the mistreatment of horses and other animals. He organized fundraisers and rallies, and worked with local lawmakers to pass legislation to protect the welfare of animals.

Despite his busy schedule, Mr. Hands always made time for his horses. He spent hours grooming and caring for them, and even took a part-time job at the stables to be able to be around them more.

One day, Mr. Hands received some exciting news. A group of equine rescue organizations had contacted him, asking if he would be willing to help rescue a group of neglected and mistreated horses from a local farm. Mr. Hands eagerly accepted the challenge and worked tirelessly to coordinate the rescue operation.

With the help of his fellow fraternity brothers and a group of dedicated volunteers, Mr. Hands was able to rescue the horses and bring them to a safe and loving home. From that day on, he dedicated his life to rescuing and caring for abused and neglected horses, and became known as the "Horse Hero" in his community.

And even though he was no longer the party-loving frat bro he once was, Mr. Hands was happier than he had ever been, surrounded by the animals he loved and working to make a difference in their lives.

He also was killed by taking it up the butt by a horse. RIP.