these freshmen are waaay too chill to haze

Yo, SMU needs to listen up.

These frosh this year are way too frat already to get hazed. I bet Fiji, SAE, and Pike will all immediately initiate these frat gods. These kids pull sooo hard and are mad chill.

I know none of my boys in Ware are worried about pledging at all. We'll probs make the upperclassmen our punks.