what are the real sorority rankings here?

I'm a girl rushing in fall, and this is what girls think of the sororities on campus right now:

Theta- People say they're bottom tier but always manage to win everything, hmmm, reality check? amazing sisterhood, involved, smart, pretty wifey types, preferred greek life organization by UT faculty.
DZ-Great group of girls, pretty girls, involved on campus and off, excellent PR and super nice.
AXO- talented group of women, not superficial, need to work on their internal issues, starting to slack in PR, but overall great.
DG- Pretty girls, go out a lot. great shirts. horrible PR. little if any sisterhood. No Panhel love. deserved bottom tier chapter, step it up ladies.
SDT- great sisterhood, super informal, more of a social sorority. if you know about them you don't want to be them. party A LOT. said to get around a lot. bottom tier because of major PR issues, clean it up.

DG
DZ
SDT
THETA
Then skip about ten blank spots and put AXO

DELTA GAMMA - if your blond and hot and want to have fun, top tier.
SIGMA DELTA TAU - if your hot and want to have fun, informal, top tier.
DELTA ZETA - if your hot/cute and want more of a sisterhood experience, top tier.
KAPPA ALPHA THETA - very diverse group of ladies, middle tier.
ALPHA CHI OMEGA - not cute, some nice girls, bottom tier.

Its different depending on whether you're talking about sisterhood, or partying, or beauty, or having fun. Like for sisterhood I would say DZ and KAO are at the top. If you mean for just partying, DG and SDT are at the top. If you mean biggest sorority, its DG. If you mean sorority that wins the most on campus/involvement its KAO. If you mean most down to earth simple girls its AXO. DZ won best sorority last year but this year i'm predicting it will either be KAO or DG.

top tier has always been DG DZ SDT and probably won't change. DG- highest cuumulative GPA, party, the hot girls, DZ sorority of the year for the past 4 out of 5 years, some hot girls, some cute girls, some normal. SDT- top tier for their partying behavior and J a p looks.

middle tier pi phi which has some great, cute girls and are really making a name for themselves even though they're brand new. theta is also middle/bottom tier. yes they are super involved, but some take it way too far, like chill its a theme week event.. not the olympics.

bottom tier will unfortunately always be AXO. have issues with academic probation this year. not that fun.