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if sororities were drinks

by: ImportantRank

Alpha Epsilon Phi: Franzia Pink Moscato
- Loves the color pink
- Loves the personality pink?

Alpha Phi: Vodka Soda
- Low in calories to keep them skinny

Alpha Xi Delta: Jungle juice
- they're wild

Delta Phi Epsilon: Mojito
- Loves to travel to warm climate places on Daddy’s tab

Kappa Kappa Gamma: Keg of Beer
- Down to earth
- fun at parties

Phi Mu: Upstate hard apple cider
- Sweet and local, fall vibes

Phi Sigma Sigma: Eggnog
- Nice but something’s a little weird about it
- Quirky like the drink if it was served anytime other than the
holidays

Sigma Alpha Epsilon Pi - Manischewitz Grape wine
- Kosher wine
- Not everyone’s go to wine, but enjoyable and sweet

Sigma Delta Tau: Long Island Ice Tea
- Long Island
- Gets the bartender tight that they have to spent forever making
one, similar to the annoyance created by their attitudes.

Let me know your discrepancies and agreements to what sororities would be if they were a drink.

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#1  by: lol   
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this is really stupid

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#2  by: Chief   
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Best ranking on this site

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#3  by: lol   
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this honestly aint wrong even tho its dumb as hell

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#4  by: I'm too high to remember   
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They'd all be poison

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#5  by: fail   
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okay false.

kkg should be everclear because they black out and ruin every party

phi sig should be tequila, not for everyone but always a good time

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by: lmaoJun 22, 2019 1:27:25 PM

LMAO okay phi sig try harder

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#6  by: frat str   
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kkg shoild be a martini cuz they try too hard but arent rly as good as other drinks u could order...
aephi should be rum cuz theyre great for mixing
phi sig should be bottomless mimosas cuz they re crazy and know how to keep the party going

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by: lmaoJun 22, 2019 1:28:11 PM

Once again thank you phi sig whose drink should be none because y'all are straight up irrelevant and don't deserve a place on the bar's shelf

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by: Phi sig Jun 22, 2019 1:29:01 PM

Phi Sig,
Try harder baby girl xoxo

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#7  by: Phi muyyyy   
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This totally doesn’t sound like a phi mu made this post! I’m sorry you have 129 other girls in your pledge class that you don’t know.

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#8  by: ImportantRank    
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I made this thread and I’m a guy so chill detective

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