so who is still on

Please forgive me for being the bearer of bad news: Almost nobody. When did you attend and/or graduate, please? We have a lot of history to share with you, most of it very bad. But we are rising once again, and you will be with us! If you prefer not to provide your true name please feel free to use a pseudonym, a nom de guerre, as it were, of your choice. We are very pleased and honored to have a valued and loyal alumnus on our side. We need you...and you need us. We shall rise again—together!!

The fuss is over a deadly threat: the University has appointed a “commission” to study the future of Greek life, saying, “...its future survival is not guaranteed.” In short, they want to eradicate Greek life as we know it, and have known it. It is very bleak now, but we are mobilizing the alumni to fight back. We have a lot of dirt on the corrupt administration and are preparing to release it publicly. Please join us in whatever capacity you dare. Your service to your school and to Greek life still matters.