drunk on albany

Dear friends and fellow students and/or alumni of Albany, gotta run now for a short while and celebrate what promises to be The Launch of our resurrectionist movement for Greek life at UAlbany. Thank you all for caring and for being rightly suspicious of those whom you do not (yet) know. I am the real deal; but the deal is all about you--of you, by you, and for you. And Greek life will neither perish from the earth nor from UAlbany as long as we live, breathe, unite, and fight as One. Your fraternal forebears saved me way back in the day, and now I am here for all of you. Thank you for allowing me to make a difference. This means more to me than you can ever possibly know. The current Dark Age will soon become The Resurrection, and a Golden Dawn will usher in the new age, a great new era for Greek life at UAlbany, a veritable Golden Age, to be sure--and one that will surely rival the halcyon days of the mid-1980s to mid-90s, I assure you!