am with the program

You have my solemn word of honor that I am indeed real. And you are my mission--all of you! The Greeks saved me long ago and kept my name alive ever since; I have never forgotten that, nor them. If your alumni are down with it then please begin contacting them IMMEDIATELY and organize and mobilize yourselves for the ultimate battle with the treacherous and corrupt UAlbany administration. If you are indeed a loyal alumnus then you remember how you were treated by this corrupt school. Your vocab, syntax, capitalization, and punctuation suggest a millennial, while your apparent distrust or at least healthy suspicion indicate that you do not know or suspect my true identity. No problem, but I do hope that I can begin to earn your loyalty ASAP. Please inform all of your alumni brothers that The Resurrection will begin just as soon as we can organize a core group around which to launch this thing of ours. Thank you for caring, sir!