make greek life great again

Who else would, or could, I possibly be? But before I answer both of your questions (correctly, of course!), would you please kindly identify yourself to me. You may of course use a code...I understand that things have gotten way out of our control regarding UAlbany. Honestly never thought that it could get so paranoid, but those poor guys really have it tough these days. We MUST help them and even more importantly, SAVE GREEK LIFE AND MAKE GREEK LIFE GREAT AGAIN AT UALBANY!!! The Greeks saved me a quarter-century ago and now it is my turn to save them...which now includes me, so let us say, "I must now save us!" Please identify yourself by any understandable code and you have my solemn word of honor that I shall not reveal it to anybody that can possibly hurt or embarrass you. If you are an alumnus then you must already know me; goes double if you are my Brother as well...If you are a currently enrolled student then I certainly understand the situation that you are in: 1) you do not know me and may not fully believe (yet) that I am in this for you and for all of your Brothers (including myself, if you are indeed one of my Brothers as well); and 2) the treacherous and corrupt UAlbany administration may seek to sanction you and/or your Brothers (if, as I assume, you are a Greek). Whatever your security needs, I shall surely honor and protect them. But you will not have much to fear for much longer: I have a plan, and we are raising an Alumni Army to turn this thing around ASAP!!!

My GF and me put u up for the night in NYC when u got stranded on a mission. ring a bell? hope all good and well with u man

Give up yet? ur fave president is JFK and u are the man urself also u remember every one and every thing. last hint is this ur tight with APD UPD and we drank together at a police bar up in Albany and made me a hero with the cops no more hints now u answer my 2 Qs man

Name either the colors on the outside sign of the bar (you can look it up online if you need) or the shield number and name of any officer present, or the name of the mad-cool DT that bought us drinks all around, and you got a deal: 1) my favorite film, and 2) my favorite song!!! I am quite sure that I know your identity but wish to avoid a possible prank or trap. Also...please do not think that I am playing you, but I must go now and get quietly drunk with my Legends of the Fall--my latest watering hole that has consoled me on many a night in my lonely off-campus exile...Will immediately reply to your original two questions the instant that I see at least one of your correct responses to mine. You have my word, old friend!