positive real rankings of yale sororities

Ok, so here are the positive real rankings of Yale Sororities. I say nice things about each sorority, but I have to also honestly give an authentic and realistic rank since that's the whole r'aison d'etre of this website. You can have a great sisterhood in any of these sororities, as there are intelligent and classy girls in all 4 since this is Yale and everyone is smart.

1: Kappa Alpha Theta (Theta): the elite in terms of money.
2: Pi Beta Phi (Pi Phi): the most egalitarian, fun partiers, lots of athletes, mix with equally athletic and egalitarian Sigma Nu.
3: Alpha Phi (Alpha Phi): the most physically attractive, which is deliberate as they intentionally try to get the prettiest girls on Bid Day. They are the wildest partiers of the 4, followed by Pi Phi.
4: Kappa Kappa Gamma (Kappa): sweetest girls in personality, which shows that this rank (and all other Greekrank ranks) are completely moronic as they are based on completely superficial factors like physical appearance and wealth instead of moral character. KKG's are outgoing, smart, and kind-hearted.