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Empirical reasons why Sigma Chi is the best:

1: We have the highest GPA out of any fraternity at Yale
2: We have the highest GPA out of any GLO at Yale, including sororities (we bear Pi Phi, which has the highest sorority GPA
3: We earned that high GPA even though we major in much more intellectually challenging subjects ( like in STEM) than the little boys and girls in the other fraternities and sororities.

You can't argue with facts.

All of you losers who hate us should seriously die of cancer...as well as your families.