thoughts on alfafa phi ? (important)

Hey guys :) So kind of a lurker on this website I don't rly post too much...lol! But I heard there is this really cool sorority named Alfalfa Phi? It's on the DL so no worries if you haven't heard of it. Do you guys know what their rep is? Like some people are saying they are the tree-hugging vegan heads which I don't know is really my vibe....but then EVERYONE ELSE is saying they get chloroPLASTERED at every social event lmao!!! Sounds Phun!! So which is it? Are they relevant? Will guys like me and give my low self-esteem self some much-needed validation? I just want to find some roots at Yale...been feeling a bit lost lately and am looking to sprout some new phisters. thank you so much!