My opinion on the fraternities of 2022-2023

I am very involved in Greek life and know many brothers of many organizations. I am personally in a fraternity and here’s my take on each one this past year.
AEPi: got kicked off, has the biggest house, we’ll call em “mid” tier
AKL: literally who?
APD: feels more like a club
ASig: weirdos with a small house on CA. Their yik yak chair loves to spread rumors
Brothersof33: best sorority relations, good parties
Brothersof49: go to jail already
Brothersof104: claims to be top tier but isn’t actually anymore
Chi Phi: brothers have a large ego, but they throw good parties and have a strong presence on campus
Chi Psi: legacy RU, very traditional and plays by the books. Also throws good parties and have good relations with everyone
DChi: literally who?
DKE: the rival frat no one actually cares about
DPhi: wannabe tryhards with a solid house on Union st. Their presence will never go away but they are disliked overall
DU: known to bid a lot of minorities, once had a rep but can’t seem to find a good house nowadays
FIJI: weirdos, what happened to Fiji fridays?
KappaSig: these guys are broken promises, but their goal was to stay low key until they get their house back
Phi Psi: fell off the deep end, but they’ll be off probation next semester. Let’s see the new pledge class before writing them off completely
PKT: how to have a sub 2.0 GPA
PMD: friend group with a house. Get over yourselves
PSK: what PMD aspires to be
PiKapp: you would think they’re a sorority not throwing a lot, overall acting fake to each other, etc. chad central, but no one likes the vibe tbh
SAE: bunch of squids who happen to throw solid dages, but we like that
SigRho: acts like DSI and IND. Need I say more?
SigChi: ahhhh the dark horse. They’re like the scarlet pub of frats, necessary on busy nights
SigEp: known as squid Ep, but tbf they’re a solid group with no place to throw
SigPi: friend group with a house
ZBT: the laughingstock of rutgers frats
Zeta Psi: In dire need of better songs at their parties, who got aux?