Delta Epsilon Psi - ΔΕΨ Fraternity Ratings at RU

Yeah man, uh, yeah we throwing Psis and Deltas up for my boys in the clique. We straight riders, never temperamental. Just the Kings of the world yaknowhaImean? DEPsi Ogre blesses y’all. Stay up.

Associates with:
Chi Phi Fraternity
Sigma Delta Tau Sorority

This fraternity is certified ghei and stupid. No one knows cares about them, but they keep tryna mix with other sororities and frats. Not even SigRho likes them. This is bottom tier trash. And don’t think we forgot about the turd that you guys and the Nappys dropped on Richardson St.

A petty cool business frat they also have a very large LGBTQ brotherhood. You love to see that. FYI for PNM Their rush events are held in the basement of bret hall.

Associates with:
Zeta Beta Tau Fraternity
Sigma Kappa Sorority

I was in a shootout with the cops and the opps. Even Chief Keef was there. Then I got shot in my shoulder. I lied down and screamed “AARAAARGH.” Keef got scared ran away, while dialing 911 for the ambulance. However, before I could stop breathing, this black G-Wagon came within an RPG and a few SMGs and took out all the opps and the cops. They grabbed me, and immediately wrapped and lacerated my wounds. When I saw the roof of the car, the words “DEPsi for life” were embroidered onto the ceiling of the car. Now, to thank them for saving me, I have joined them, and they have blessed me. Chief Keef is also a member of DEPsi.

I was having a lackluster day. Just work, work and more work. I grabbed a slice from my local pizzeria and walked home to my apartment. After eating it, I want straight to bed, wondering when my boredom would end. I dozed off, dreaming of a white Christmas. Until I heard footsteps. I quickly, but reluctantly got up and grabbed my phone, getting ready to call 911. I quietly opened the door and then turned on the light. I was in shock. There was a rather large man with a white beard wearing red inside my- was it Santa Claus!?! He turned around and saw me, “Good morning. I have brought you the gift you needed in your life! Here, take this, and go!” I took the card from his cold hands, and he then walked out my front door. I mean, I was wondering how he got in, I don’t have a chimney. Anyways, the card had three foreign letters engraved on to it. Out of curiosity, I determined the language was Greek, and I looked it up. I was amazed. This was the mark of Delta Epsilon Psi, a powerful foundation of brotherhood and success. I couldn’t wait, and so I contacted them, went through the wonderful process and I became a brother, as soon as I could. In one day, my life went from boring to beautiful. This was a true Christmas present. Thank you, Santa, and thank you Depsi.

I used to be weak. I had no money, no girls. Not an ounce of food or water. I used to sleep at bus stops, and I hadn’t seen food in a month. I had a hard fall ever since I lost my house. But one night, a man woke me up. He had white gloves and a large gun. He said, “Come home, son.” Confused, I went with him, and he then showed me my former self. He revealed himself to be a DEPsi brother and all my memories had returned. My amnesia was cured. And from then on, I lived as a glorious DEPsi brother.

I had been knocked down in life 1 too many times. My mother kicked me out of the house so I decided to buy a 1 way ticket to the U.S. Virgin Islands where I would buy myself a boat and just live at sea for the rest of my life. As I rode my boat further and further away from land I turned on my little TV and Shrek 2 was on! I felt so happy, I even dreamed of Shrek some nights. One night I heard a loud knock on my window and boom it was Shrek! I was so happy but then he angrily said “I’m done with you”...I cried all night (even shriek abandoned me) the next morning as I was getting ready to purposely sink my boat I saw a huge beast come flying towards me!! It was the DEPsi Ogre!!!! I began to spread myself to the DEPsi ogre as he chanted his fraternity calls! I never felt so alive.

Associates with:
Theta Delta Chi Fraternity
Alpha Chi Omega Sorority

I couldn’t do this anymore. I couldn’t. No longer could I have held myself back from the indulgences of Depsi. My life depended on it. Now, I am eternal grateful for the nourishment and the thirst quenching glory of Depsi. The experiences, the women, the drinks, the money and the fame, all I could ever ask for, was here. I had to touch the flame, and now, I have become the flame. I have become the lion. I have become, Delta Epsilon Psi.

Associates with:
Sigma Beta Rho Fraternity

I was the weird kid in class, i had no one to talk to, even my parents and family barely talked to me. (They thought I was strange). When I was pushed to the edge and finally had enough, I looked for a way to distract myself from life's pain. Then i saw it....Delta Epsilon Psi. All of my problems have been solved. From that point on, i knew i didnt need friends or family, only Delta Epsilon Psi. I was laying down flat on the harsh streets of college ave waiting for somebody to care. I screamed and shouted for 3 hours straight in complete panic “AGGGHHH!! AHHHGGGG!!”. Nobody cared.....but then....I looked up and there was a bright shine in my eyes and it was a DEPsi brother. He came and grabbed me by the hand and said “I’m here with you, brother” grabbed me and initiated me into the magical brotherhood, thanks for the awesome experience.

I went to a Depsi party and my life has never been the same since! I now read philosophical books and treat others with respect. Their parties are so lit and the brotherhood is so close you’ll walk in there and question your existence. Story time... I went to their party back in November and let’s just say after that while I was walking back to my dorm I saw a bright light in the dark sky shining upon me... It was a Depsi angel telling me “thank you. You are loved” these are the most magical brothers on this campus