Fraternities if they were exercises

Lmao why are you on this site. Go talk to some actual people in fraternities instead of listening to self-rankers. But if you need some actual guidance, here are WashU fraternities if they were exercises:

Theta Xi- Shoulder press (all around pretty solid and not too flashy about it)
AEPi- Shake-weight (was popular for a hot sec, now just seems kinda weird in hindsight)
Sig Chi- Free-weight bicep curls (pretty good, but makes you seem like kind of a douche)
SAE- Concentration curls (even more douchey than normal curls)
Alpha Delt- speed walking (no chance they lift lol)
SNu- Front delt raises (doesn’t do anything that can’t be done better by another exercise)
SigEp- Barbell row (not super popular, but surprisingly good)
TKE- Hip abductor machine (I know it does something, I’m just not sure what)
ZBT- Lateral raises (everyone always forgets about them)
KSig- Running (if you do it you really like it, but you’re probably pretty annoying to everyone else)