frats if they were cheeses 2021

Frats as cheeses in, no particular order

Beta: Provolone - Its a cheese and it exists.
Kappa Sig: Any smoked cheese. You know why.
AEPi: Havarti - it was trendy a few years ago because it sounded fancy and then people realized it doesn’t taste like anything.
Sigma Chi: Mozzarella - Really only good on pizza; doesn’t have a ton of flavor on its own but good with other ingredients
SAE: Blue - Its supposed to be moldy how do you know when its gone bad?
Sig Nu: Swiss - Its good but there isn’t as much there as it seems
Alpha Delt: Pecorino - Its parmesan’s alt brother that sees itself as trendy but really isn’t
Theta Xi: Colby jack - not bad but not amazing. it just kinda sits next to cheddar in the fridge.
ZBT: American - Whole lotta chemicals in it and it only tastes good when you’re drunk
Sig Ep: Cheddar - thinks its better than it is but its an ok go to if there aren’t any better options.
TKE: Muenster - Its ok but you don’t go out of your way to buy it
DChi: Cottage cheese - is it real cheese?

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