frats if they were cheeses

Beta: American -- basic af
Kappa Sig: Smoked gouda -- no explanation needed
AEPi: Cheddar -- thinks it's better than it is but always your go to
Sigma Chi: Burata -- looks and sounds great from the outside, but does it taste as good as it looks?
Phi Delt: Cheese curds -- classically American
SAE: Swiss -- good in general but lots of holes
Sig Nu: Asiago -- trendy 2 years ago but already losing its popularity
Alpha Delt: Brie -- too stuck up for college but if you can get over that, pretty solid
Theta Xi: Provolone -- alright but very forgettable
ZBT: Queso -- only good if you're super drunk
Sig Ep: Cheese whiz -- is it real cheese? are they a real fraternity?
TKE: Cottage cheese -- no one's ever gonna love it