What are My Chances FFR 2020?

Hi all!

I'm trying to get into a top house so I'm wondering if you can chance me! I'm Varsity 4 years State Champion 1 year, MVP award this year in volleyball as a middle blocker. Going to WSU on a full ride. I've also fluffed my IG appropriately so everyone knows how good I am. I also have long blonde hair and double Ds. My biggest downside is that I was nicknamed the Amazonian Monster because I'm 6 foot 2 and 200 pounds. I can probably crush you if you talk behind my back. On top of that, I'm working on getting sponsored to do private films for my amazing skills in volleyball. Apparently tall girls are in high demand esp since I can jump over a car. My IG video has over 1 million views of me doing it. I don't want to give away the fun so I won't say my name. But by next year you'll know who I am :)

So chance me! Am I finally deserving of a top house?!