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Dwarf Rushing Fraternity

by: Dwarf

I am a born dwarf... or midget... or whatever you want to call me. I recently have gained interest in rushing a fraternity. I stand an inch under 4’, and basically look like a human piñata. Little do the girls know my deek is the size of an avacado, so no problem there. Guys, what fraternity should I rush? I will wear a velcrow vest and let you throw me at a fuzzy board during i week like the wolf of wall street if you sign me..

Yours Truly

DwarfCougar

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#1  by: Wut   
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This is really messed up??? Why would a dwarf come on here and make fun of himself? It makes zero sense. And dwarves are actually very rare in real life. Something like 0.001% of the population. And frankly, I don't trust trust them. I hear they obsess over shiny circular objects and whisper "my precious"

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#2  by: Frat god   
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Yes you can rush if you’re a dwarf.

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