merry christmas

"Somebody got shot, what are you talking about Willis?"

Hey, don't flip me off in Alpha-Phi. You flipped me the bird in front of the sorority house.

Alpha-Phi lives at 840 California Street, don't kill any of us, kill them.

If you ever said those racial slurs in Brooklyn, you know you legit get killed, right? Learn the lesson and never call people racial slurs again drunk.

Never will people will get in trouble. If you didn't figure out by now, people are CIA agents or work for NSA at Arlington County,Virginia at the Pentagon.

Once, there lived a beautiful and proud lady. One day, she thought of finding a husband for herself. She thought, ‘The man who wants to marry me should be young, polite, calm and supportive. He must also have rank, wealth and wit to match my graceful personality.’

It was difficult to find so many qualities in one person. However, proposals from able suitors poured in. The proud lady found no one suitable for her. One had a nose too short or long! The other was too dull or stupid! She mocked, “What fine suitors! Poor souls! I pity them.” She rejected all the men she had met.

She tried to console herself, ‘I will not regret not marrying any one of these unworthy men. I am content being counted among the most beautiful women in history!’ Time passed. The lady’s beauty faded away. She lost the grace she once had. She realised her folly and wanted to marry soon. But, now no one offered to marry her. She got so scared with the thought of living alone that she finally married a disabled man.