loud music on the porch. WHY? STOP!

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I never thought I would be posting on this website... but there is nothing more comical than SAE standing around on their porch blasting ****ty music.

SAE – Sitting on lawn chairs with speakers facing away from your house is maybe the lamest thing I have ever seen in my four years at UW.
I don't know who you're trying to convince—that you're "frat" or that you're the next Dom Dolla.

I speak for everyone: please stop. It honestly makes our school look so cringe.