The Low Down of Phi Delts Written by Someone in a Top

Phi Delts considered as a top house by many, frequently hangs out with the likes of houses such as Fiji. They may even overtake them soon. The only thing holding them back is their strong relationship with A Phi. They’re A Phi’s favorite frat, even having a post for a Phi Delt (the only male on their 32k follower Instagram). You can always find them at ads hosted by big 4 houses. All while maintaining the cleanest house on Greek Row (yes even cleaner than AGD) because they’re dry. Their PC ‘21 is spicy, recruiting 30+ guys, their last signee is definitely the hottest imo 🥵 One time a hot guy in their PC ‘19 took me back to his room and showed me his Lacroix kill shelf, then proceed to give me the best sloppy top I’ve ever received from someone in a frat. The whole house smells of bath and body works wall flowers. When I asked Alex about it he responded “my mom gave them to us so the boys could be more welcoming to the wonderful women who grace this house”. That’s just a top house move right there, Sig Chi may have a chandelier but they could never. 🤢