Why is Pike Pc’20 so weird

Yeah! One time, I was at some Frat to watch a Huskies Football game, and a pc’20 was in the corner biting his toenails off! I asked what he was doing and he said that he was making “forks”. I expressed visual confusion, and in response he pulled out a full set of culinary utensils from his pockets, all made entirely of fingernails, toenails, dental floss, and dirty pennies! I mean, seriously, how weird can you get.

Another time, a pc’20 was drinking milk from baby bottle. I asked what his deal was. He said that he can’t fall asleep without drinking warm from a baby bottle, and he even offered me a swig.

Man, the milk from that bottle tasted so old, and I think there was even a hint of vinegar. It was basically curds and whey. It also tasted vaguely like buttered popcorn. When I had the bottle in my hand, he began sucking on his thumb and said goo goo ga ga. Huh, go figure. Pc’20 is sooooo weird 💅💁‍♀️.

pike gets worse every year

Pike do be poo poo. But like for real