I’m rushing !!!!!

Ok everybody. I’m super excited to announce that I have officially decided to rush next semester!!! I’m a rising sophomore and I’m a really chill dude. I get a lotta sorority pun and hang with cool frat daddies. I heard that sig chi beta and pi kapp are the only frats worth rushing so I’ll probably join one of them #slayyy I can’t wait to nut in all the thetas. There’s a theta in my stat zoom that is so bad. I had to pull it out under my desk while my camera was on. When the teacher wasn’t looking I even started to choke myself a little bit with my merino wool scarf cause the theta girl was so gorg. Anyway, I can’t wait to be in a frat. This year I got with so many axo chicks. I was kinda the king of axo this year 😎😎 [insert Ferris bueler theme here] my first choice is sig chi. all the brothers are beautiful and get lots of hot chicas so that’s where I belong.