Third Repost of Rankings (deleted at 450+ likes!)

Someone deleted the long ranking post with short descriptions AGAIN so this is the third time it’s being posted. PNMs, this is the most accurate ranking to date, which is why it keeps getting deleted by Theta/Pi Phi doing damage control. The original post of this got up to 450+ likes!

Top: Theta, Pi Phi, A Phi
No one really likes Theta/Pi Phi, but are still too pretty to be anything but top. All the meanest girls from recruitment went to Theta and Pi Phi’s PC 19 is questionable. A Phi is the nice side of top and nobody really dislikes them except for the people (Theta/Pi Phi & associated frats) who push them down for status quo reasons.

Lower Top: KD, Tri Delt, G Phi
KD recruited really well this year, enough to almost be considered top but not quite there yet. They’re on GreekRank a lot. Tri Delt is like the watered down version of Theta: the girls in Tri Delt wanted Theta but got dropped. G Phi is a mixed basket of nice and iffy, but they’re falling on here because they don’t self rank as much as everybody else.

Upper Mid: Kappa, Chi O, DZ, DG
Kappa and Chi O recruited the same as usual (their typical down-to-earth, more sweet than hot kinda girl). Kappa recruits a specific niché of quirky girls. DZ’s PC 19 is really social, cute, and fun! They still socialize with Theta Chi, but since Theta Chi’s been on GreekRank so much that hasn’t been a problem. DG recruited really badly for PC 19, but their older girls are still pretty cute so they’re still considered upper middle in my opinion.

Mid: ADPi, AXiD, Phi Mu, ZTA
I haven’t actually ever heard anything bad about ADPi, and every ADPi I’ve met has been really sweet and put-together. AXiD is a really chill house that would be ranked higher if they were closer to campus, since then they’d recruit better. Phi Mu and ZTA recruit pretty much the same type of girl. ZTA recruited much better than usual in 2019 and has risen away from bottom. Phi Mu’s girls have been called “moo” in the past, but that really just a rumor pushed around by frats and isn’t true.

Bottom: AXO, AGD, SK, AOPi
AXO’s ranking is controversial, but let’s face it: their girls are not cute, don’t go out much, have a bad sisterhood, and GreekRank (and pretty much every house) hates them! AGD’s nice enough but kind of ratchet at parties. SK and AOPi are bottom as usual, but at least they aren’t ignored like AEPhi.