my experience rushing zetes

Bro sometimes I wish I had rushed zetes harder. Those guys were so cool when I rushed there, way better than any other house... like not even close. But I guess I didn’t rush hard enough cause they didn’t seem to like me that much. Future rushees take some advice: rush zetes with all of your will, spirit, and vigor. You may at some point lose both your strength and your sanity. But it doesn’t matter. All that matters is becoming kings of the Greek system, so that one day all the losers in other houses will now their heads down in submission, recognizing zetes as the one true power of the realm. If you desire this power, then Zetes is the place for you. If not, go join a different house, loser.