when did uw parties become so... nonexistent

Sorry but I've gone to this school for a while now. And recently the parties have SUCKED. And there also have been like. None. At all. WHaAAat why

We used to get sh-itfaced every single Tuesday and twice as much on Thursday. But recently it's been like 2 weeny little lame parties with maybe a handful of chill kickback-esque invite only things going on. I'm not lame I'm invited to those sorts of things, so I can speak from experience that they are in fact quite lame themselves. Dudes trying to be cool and exclusive end up with about 10 people no alcohol and nothing exciting happening before bedtime at 1130.

WHERE DID THE HUGE RAGERS GO UW? I'm talking big extravagant themed parties with lots of houses involved, tons of randos here and there calling for an exciting time (actually getting to meet new people!!)

Make uw great again. Wsu is lookin better from here :(