Stay Home Please. We do not need you.

Okay, but Tori Nguyen needs to be put on blast. It’s honestly embarrassing how she’s been through every frat at VCU and still can’t find a job. Like babe, you’ve got the whole Greek life roster on speed dial, but not a single solid reference for your résumé? Classic. She’s been linked to every guy in every frat, and at this point, I don’t even think she remembers half their names. How many KSig, Pike, and Theta Chi group chats have you accidentally popped up in, Tori? You’d think someone would have snatched you up by now guess not. And let’s talk about those internships. The only thing she’s “interning” for is a night at KSig’s or a very exclusive post game with some “senior” guy who’s still waiting for her to return his hoodie from three months ago. Job interview? “Sorry, I’m too busy with mixer season.” Sis, your LinkedIn’s collecting dust, but your Snap map’s getting the most action from frat bros who think you’re still that girl from rush week. She’s so deep in Greek life that I swear she couldn’t tell you her major if it wasn’t for the Greek Rank bio. You would think someone who’s been at every frat house at least twice a day hasn’t been ****ed by every man in greek life then you might be insane. And her instagram don’t even get me started, I would love to see pictures of you and your sisters but nope just more photos of her with a different Pike on every weekend.